A cactus is nothing but a heavily armed cucumber.
Thats the tea☕
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I’M SCREAMING
This may be some of the best excel sourced humor.
This is 10000% more in character than every moment of the Dark Knight franchise.
i can’t believe bruce breaks text into two rows rather than using the “wrap text” feature
tim cleans this up for him later
“reasons I am sad”
and the categories down the bottom had me in tears guys this is hilarious
For @thebibliosphere xx
I feel like I need this as a print tbh.
I fully intend to do a slightly more family friendly version of this as an embroidery piece complete with medieval stitches.
(*shalt see- sorry I can can’t help myself Modern Middle English is my second fluent language and I was raised using it.)
I’m not saying that sounds like something a vampire would say, I’m just saying that sounds like something a vampire would say :p
G1 Transformers becomes a lot more unsettling to watch when you take into consideration that all the animation errors are canon.
What do you MEAN they’re canon?
You know Unicron? That old son of a gun turned out to be a multiuniversal singularity. Meaning: in all the Transformers universes there was only the one Unicron. The one from armada, the one from G1, the one from Prime. Every single one of them, the same guy existing at the same time in multiple continuities. Same thing for the 13 and Primus.
But then, in Energon, Unicron fucking died. Like, he ended up dead, that shit had never happened before. And Unicron passed from being alive and existing in all universes in tandem, to be dead in one of them. The fabric of reality couldn’t take it and started to collapse on itself (the setting in Cybertron) which manifests as all the errors that occur in all the continuities.
If I remember correctly, it’s called The Unicron Singularity
All the animation errors, all the continuity inconsistencies
Starscream had Thundercracker’s paintjob for a few frames? Unicron Singularity
A dead character appears on a crowd shot? Unicron Singularity
i’m mostly just really fucking grateful we’re finally using classic portraiture for reaction pics, as they were intended
Memes of 2017
- Changing the Hollywood sign
- Gordon Ramsay in search of lamb sauce
- “If you or a love one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation”
- Turning pre-existing memes into wholesome memes
- Putting characters/places/things into a hierarchical tier system (God Tier / Mid Tier / Shit Tier etc)
- Tumblr ads that are so weird they might as well be shitposts
- That awful anime clip of the girl eating the meatball
- “take a fucking sip, babes”
- Teen Comix strip (a.k.a. “No Fear; One Fear”)
- Emoji reviews
- lov the cronch
- Y’ALL’DNT’VE and YAINT
- Stating something in a life-hack-y kind of way then posting that picture of the guy pointing to his forehead
- The old man in the red sweater shrugging and the caption is “guess I’ll die”
- “cash me ousside howbow dah”
- “While you were [doing something] I studied the blade”
- The weird gray alien that sits and waits for stuff?? Or something?? He has no legs and a weird nose
- “y’all mind if i…”
- “what in tarnation” variants
- Tumblr turning 10 and The Confetti™
- That one too-close-up gif of the white guy awkwardly blinking
- Brain expanding meme
- Taking the piss out of @writing-prompt-s
- [something] machine broke
- A smattering of memes making fun of student athletes
- Finishing song lyrics and that picture of Meryl Streep shouting
- “yeah can I get a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
- “some people??? [do things]??? to cope?????”
- The shutdown of Club Penguin
- Tumblr’s April Fool’s joke this year was just a horse tamogatchi and people seemed to genuinely enjoy it
- A sudden call to arms to make McDonalds bring back some sort of Szechuan dipping sauce
- “Come visit the Jungle we’ve got [weird names for stuff]” powerpoint slide thing
- Those ditty.it videos where you type in a phrase and a robot voice sings it to you
- “Bitch I lived”
- ? Do fidget spinners count as a meme?
- Editing panels from Erica Moen comics (e.g. the infamous Cuck Comic)
- “In case you haven’t noticed, i’m WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”
- Bone-hurting juice
- “I confessed to my crush through a Spotify playlist”
- Wendy’s mascot as a smug anime girl
- Fyre Festival
- thanks! I hate it
- Okay we’re literally FIVE WHOLE MONTHS into 2017 and I still see so much talk about vore on my dash. Seriously? Why y’all gotta be so fixated on vore? It’s ruining my health and needs to end
- “thrussy”
- .
- okay nvm I preferred the vore
- Regular People vs. Creative People
- Bill Wurtz back at it again with the history of the world
- Mocking people with the Spongebob chicken image
- “[X] is dead and replaced with a lookalike: a conspiracy thread” (more of a twitter thing)
- mood & big mood
- “sir you’ve been in a coma for [X] years”
- “do you take constructive criticism on your posts”
- respecting women
- a post stopping mid-sentence and somebody else comments “[X] killed them before they finished”
- cracking open a cold one with the boys….or something
- BEGONE, THOT
- covfefe
- Saying you love [X] by saying “I’m love [X]”
- I keep seeing this CGI anime girl with a pink bow and a pink streak in her hair and I have no idea who she is
- The Babadook as a gay icon
- “This Post Can Be Reblogged by Anyone” (also, “[X] do not interact”)
- A cat photo with a caption in Russian, which someone else then plugs into Google Translate
- “The floor is [X]”
- Nothing but respect for MY president
- Some sort of Woody the Cowboy rp collective that takes over old accounts of toxic people??
- Tumblr fucking things up with their “““Safe Mode”””
- “How to Talk to Short People” comic but it’s been altered
- Crash Bandicoot goes “WWOOOWOWOWOOWO”
- “Swear Jar” vs. “[X] Jar” that has more coins in it
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“she protec but she also attac”
- Powder that makes you say [X]
- A bunch of memes heralding the sudden revival of Owl City’s “Fireflies” (most notably the ‘you would not believe your [X]’ meme)
- A 3x3 grid of (usually anime) characters with a “thank you” message written over them except the one in the middle usually says “not you”
- “Sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse”
- oh worm?
- Something about……piss in jello….?
- just the phrase “piss yourself” in general has become very popular
- Using cutesy language like “hewwo”
- Pennywise in the sewer
- Textposts made with a weird cursive font (I still don’t know how to do that)
- I know the “Who would win?” meme predates 2017 but an honorable mention to its revival
- Not really a meme but everyone banding together to combat the hurricanes/other freakish natural disasters was so uplifting
- that guy who’s with his girlfriend but ogling the girl in the foreground
- To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty
- While we’re on it, turns out the whole Szechuan thing was a Rick & Morty stunt and it didn’t end nicely
- “then perish”
- Neo Yokio
- Overlaying a picture of a monkey getting its hair cut on photos
- Mario and Luigi walking into places?
- that’s pussy, babe!
- kin drama
- Edits of the Griffin McElroy Roundabout vine (“I don’t understand [X] and at this point I’m too afraid to ask”)
- The overwhelming urge to eat detergent pods
- Screaming seagull
- “My bike got stolen recently. I was pretty bummed about it“
- incels and chads
- “omae wa mou shindeiru”/ “I diagnose you with dead“
- haiku bot
- People reacting to outrageous comments in a double-take-style “you WHAT”
- Eric Andre Show screenshots
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“Who?” “The girl reading this”
- Zootopia pro-life comic
- WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE
- Scam messages asking for bitcoin
2017 wasn’t bad, as far as memes go.
My cat was staring at the wall last night and I said to my boyfriend, “I wonder if he can see ghosts?” and he was like “Yeah that’s canon”
I can’t believe I wasn’t up-to-date on my own cat’s lore
i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.
So that’s what a unicorn sounds like
#SaveHannibal Mailing Campaign
It’s time to go back to our roots, the first big Hannibal campaign from season 1 was a business card mailing campaign, sent to NBC to implore them to continue making the show! (Yes, we had to fight for Hannibal to return that early!)
It’s super simple…
- Print out the business cards - there are two different designs, they’re designed to be as print friendly as possible (black and white and low on ink usage)
- You can add your own twist if you want, I’ve mounted them on card before, written bits and bobs on them, even blood splattered them (with ink!)
- Package them up and send a few to Netflix, Amazon and Hulu (their US offices are best as that is where things will begin, addresses are below the cut.)
- SIGNAL BOOST THIS POST! We need numbers to do this and it be effective. Sometimes seeing the physical effects of a fan campaign is good for the psyche!
Here is a link to a google doc you can print straight out!
Addresses and individual business card files are below the cut. Any questions?
Stop suggesting Hulu! They only air in the USA. Try for all of the others, though. We need Hannibal back, but we also need the views from the fans around the world.
It’ll cripple the show if Hulu outbids international platforms. They’ll end up dropping it and it will become a toxic asset.